It's Dubai & it's Croquet.

A game of skill, underhanded compliments and filthily polite smack talk.

Club at a glance

What: A social croquet club in Dubai
Game: Golf croquet
Where: Safa Park, Dubai (by the big tree)
When: Saturdays at 2:30pm (Gulf Standard Time, UTC+4)
Season: The cooler months
Cost: Free to play. A deposit is required to borrow a club mallet.
Who can play: All welcome, including members of other croquet clubs.
Tournament: The Clements Cup, annual, since 2021
How to join: Register as a player, we'll publish when we are actually playing - then turn up.
Contact: hello@dubaicroquet.com or WhatsApp +971 50 760 8210

It's serious. It's time to play with some balls.

Croquet is basically the best thing since sliced bread. If you disagree, stop reading.

Sat, 14 November 2026

The temperature drops, the whites come out. The unofficial start to the winter 2026 Dubai Croquet season. There may be scones.

"I'm excited, I'm limbered up, AND I look fabulous in white.

Show me the money baby, where do I sign up....?"

There are so many reasons to start playing croquet in Dubai

Better Looking
You will become 120% more attractive and alluring.
Smarter
Once you have wrapped your head around the rules, you'll be doing Sudokus faster than your grandmother.
Stronger
Croquet will make you strong like an animal.

“We love croquet so much we dress up to discuss our game plan”
Cate Blanchett & Leonado Di CaprioUndercover Austrailian & a tweed suit wearing friend
“Theres nothing like the feeling of some real wood in your paws”
George Clooney & Bradley PittTequila salesman & buddy
“After our humble and wildly successful victory at the 2021 Clements Cup, we cannot wait to see how this season plays out”
The CaptainChairperson, Captain & Generally General Glorious Leader