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It's Dubai & it's Croquet.
A game of skill, underhanded compliments and filthily polite smack talk.
The 2023 Croquet Season is Upon Us
It's serious. It's time to play with some balls.
Croquet is basically the best thing since sliced bread. If you disagree, stop reading.
The 2023 Clements Cup
Season Opener - 18th February
It's so on. Game-time mallet fans. Get those whites starched and cravats oiled.
OMG Stop it already, lets do this
"I'm excited, I'm limbered up AND I look fabulous in white.
Show me the money baby, where do I sign up....?"
Why Should I Start Playing Croquet
There are so many reasons to start playing croquet in Dubai
Smarter
Once you have wrapped your head around the rules , you'll be doing Sudokus faster than your grandmother.
Stronger
Croquet will make you strong like an animal.
"After our humble and wildly successful victory at the 2021 Clements Cup, we cannot wait to see how this season plays out"
“Theres nothing like the feeling of some real wood in your paws”
"We love croquet so much we dress up to discuss our game plan"
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